Immutable Goat Facts

misfitmorgan said:

Goats will make a perfect blockaid of goat bodies as soon as you are trying to carry anything heavy to another location and force you to wade thru the goat sea.

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babsbag said:

Absolutely the way it works.

44. Goats will let (make ...by crowding at the gate) YOU test the new hot wire first.

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babsbag said:

36. Goats think that they know how to put up a hot wire better than I do.
37. Goats think that they know how to use your tools.
38. Goats think that the content of the bucket of tools looks better on the ground than in the bucket.
39. Bottle babies are loud (and annoying) when they want their milk.

Can you guess what I just got done doing tonight?

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babsbag said:

I did have a lot of helpers, even the bucks got to help this time. It was 100° outside and I just wanted to get done, but no, I had to chase goats to get back my cutters and my bag of insulators. BRATS!!! And the babies were screaming for dinner and I was going quickly insane. The bucks are just starting rut so it was nice and smelly too and they were also getting frisky. Every time I would lean over to pick something up I would literally be watching my back. My bucks are friendly but can be too friendly when in rut. And then I would put in insulator on a post and they would try and pull it off.

So yeah, I did NOTHING.

I had a yellow insulator that was broken and I thought maybe my puppy would like to chew on it. You should have seen the look she gave me when I tried to give it to her; She wouldn't get near it. I don't care what people say, dogs are not color blind and she KNEW that those insulators mean trouble. She may be a brat, but she is a smart brat.

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misfitmorgan said:

They esp love insulators and i dont understand why. We had them running off with whole bags or stealing insulators from the bucket and chewing on them too..or dumping it over. Pretty much makes ya want to murder them

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