B&B Happy Goats....journal

[AmberLops]

Oh no!
Did you ever get those rabbits done??
I think I know the answer already but just thought i'd ask

 

[AmberLops]

No, even told DH I was ready to bring them onto the back porch and do them, but with three dogs ....that won't work, I would have a hard time telling Mel he couldn't have a head for a snack.....I really need to get them gone, I have to put the chicks out in the hutchs as they are about to hop out of the garden bath tub even though their wings have been clipped......lord it smells....even with daily cleaning...20 jersey giant chicks a pooping, inside, well it just smells like chicken $/^!

Yuck! Well I hope you get them outside soon, and get those rabbits done...

 

[Baymule]

Chickens in the house and rabbits still a'hoppin' around.....rain, rain and more rain.... Nothing says air freshener like chicken shi! Ahhhh……. breathe deep.....country smells....

 

[AmberLops]

Chickens in the house and rabbits still a'hoppin' around.....rain, rain and more rain.... Nothing says air freshener like chicken shi! Ahhhh……. breathe deep.....country smells....

 

[Baymule]

I have dry deep sand here. The house is dusty, no way to keep it out. Every footfall kicks up a cloud of dust. At least it is better than when we first moved here. the rock driveway has helped tremendously, the various weeds and grasses that grow help hold down the dust, although they are shriveled and brown now. I have the water sprinklers going on my two new patches of pasture I planted earlier this summer. If it would come a 3" rain here, I would seriously consider running about naked in it, but it would probably scare the rain away.

Hmmm......maybe you should do an Anti-Rain-Dance!
Naked, wearing a MAGA hat and flip flops
Walk backwards 20 steps shouting RAIN GO TO SEE BAYMULE!!!
Run around with a rabbit while yelling MEAT! I WANT MEAT!! (PETA might have issues with this, but WTH you want to slaughter them anyway)
Stick your left hand in a mud puddle while chanting in Pig Latin, Ain-Ray O-Go
O-To Exas-Tay!!
Make mud pies, top with whipped cream and send to your meth neighbors, they will be high, not know the difference and eat them. This will cause a chemical reaction with the meth, they will lay out in the rain and drown. While it won't help stop the rain, it will give you opportunity to get a better bunch of neighbors. LOL LOL

 

[frustratedearthmother]

@Baymule - you are truly warped! I love it!

 

[Baymule]

@Baymule ....Sounds like a plan ...but you can't step in the yard without fire ants on you looking for a dry spot...but I suppose the fire ants would make the chanting and dancing louder and faster...may get the rain to you sooner....
i would get black eyes and bruised knees if i did it naked these udders could cause some real damage jumping around like that ......

OK, Ok make some modifications here.....wear an udder sling and rubber boots.

 

[Baymule]

Oh, carry a bottle of wine, throw away the cork and drink it all. Then brandish the empty bottle to the skies. Don't worry-it's perfectly safe-glass will not act as a conductor of lightening!

 

[AmberLops]

I have dry deep sand here. The house is dusty, no way to keep it out. Every footfall kicks up a cloud of dust. At least it is better than when we first moved here. the rock driveway has helped tremendously, the various weeds and grasses that grow help hold down the dust, although they are shriveled and brown now. I have the water sprinklers going on my two new patches of pasture I planted earlier this summer. If it would come a 3" rain here, I would seriously consider running about naked in it, but it would probably scare the rain away.

Hmmm......maybe you should do an Anti-Rain-Dance!
Naked, wearing a MAGA hat and flip flops
Walk backwards 20 steps shouting RAIN GO TO SEE BAYMULE!!!
Run around with a rabbit while yelling MEAT! I WANT MEAT!! (PETA might have issues with this, but WTH you want to slaughter them anyway)
Stick your left hand in a mud puddle while chanting in Pig Latin, Ain-Ray O-Go
O-To Exas-Tay!!
Make mud pies, top with whipped cream and send to your meth neighbors, they will be high, not know the difference and eat them. This will cause a chemical reaction with the meth, they will lay out in the rain and drown. While it won't help stop the rain, it will give you opportunity to get a better bunch of neighbors. LOL LOL

I can't stop laughing!!!
You're as crazy as they come...in a good way

 

[Baymule]

While it may be hard to believe, I can be embarrassing in public places.....probably on a gooberment "watch" list......