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Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the congregations morals, kept sticking her nose into other peoples business. Several members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a...

An Arkansas boy had moved away and made his fortune. When he retired, he returned home to spend the rest of his years hunting and fishing and build his retirement home. For the job he hired a local carpenter. The retiree explained, Ive got the plans right here, you can read a blueprint, cant...

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and...

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the...

A young man visits a Dude Ranch. He wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of the ranch hands. Walking through the barnyard, the dude started a conversation; "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not bunch, but herd". "Heard what?" "Herd of cows". "Sure...

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. "I believe it's your radiator," said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out of his...