Recent content by farmchick

gotta go, oprah's here! were having our book club meeting, discussing the book Bebe. and then afterwards, well go to walmart, and play in the clearance aisles.

confetti and towels. for some reason it reminds him of guantamano bay.

bad? youll be dead by 3 today!!

yeah thats definately charles. dont let him rape/murder you

oh wait. did the guy under the bridge have a mustache that whispers "im a bad person?"

a therapist under a bridge? NO! DONT GO THERE! THATS MY DAD, CHARLES MASON! GET AWAY! NOW!

they are!!! isis is also is a therapist. so if you ever need mental help, SHELL BE THERE!

not really, because then i was adopted by my lesbian parents, Gertrude and Isis. They used to be gypsies along the silk road. Now the own a succesful holiday pencil business.

okay, charles manson was my surrogate mother. he was that guy who got pregnant, and the world was astonished

okay, chicken soup, i also suspect the llama got the sheep pregnant. that could be trouble... especially since the llama is in a civil union with his also male partner.

good! so we got that all figured out! now i need some help with me llama problem, it gave one of my ewes stds. what do i do now

then you should butcher the surragote moms, the moment after their calves are born, then put them on the original cow we were talking about

really? you should first mate 2 of the males with their surragate moms, dontcha think?

so 8 calves. are you gonna bottle feed them all?

oh okay okay. maybe you should divide the octopulets into like 2 mothers. ya know?