Herd Humor

guardianoftheherd · Oct 4, 2018

Hahahahahaha! :lol:

These are great!

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? lean beef.

What do you call a cow with 4 legs? normal.(I bet you though really hard on that one...)

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

knock knock. who is there? cows go. cows go who? no cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo

:ya