How to stop bird from 💩 & attacking car??

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This 🤬 bird is 💩 all over my car!
Mirrors, windshield, doors covered in poop.
Now the thing is attacking non-glass areas!
I need it to stop.
No garage, no trees, nothing, out in the 20acre wide open.
How do I stop this bird, besides 😵 it or covering my whole car??
Tried moving it, but I just don't see the damage when elsewhere, aka, it keeps doing it regardless of where or how I park.
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This 🤬 bird is 💩 all over my car!
Mirrors, windshield, doors covered in poop.
Now the thing is attacking non-glass areas!
I need it to stop.
No garage, no trees, nothing, out in the 20acre wide open.
How do I stop this bird, besides 😵 it or covering my whole car??
Tried moving it, but I just don't see the damage when elsewhere, aka, it keeps doing it regardless of where or how I park.
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No idea how to stop it, but what about one of those sticky traps?? That of course would finish off the bird if it got stuck.
 

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What kind of bird?

I would put streamers on the car. Something that flashes and flutters in the wind.

Of stick one of those flashy garden spinners on a stake near you car... or 4,or 6...

Ok... my mind took a gutter nose dive...

Here, surround your car with THESE

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The kind of bird that is small & flies. 😅🤷🏽‍♀️
 

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