I need help.... cow tension!

[ihaveacow]

ok sooooooooooo......... heehehehehehe um like my cows wont mate with eachother..... and i really want some baby cows..... so like do you guys have any tips to help them get in the baby makin mood

 

[farmchick]

totally. candles. and some soap. and privacy.

 

[ihaveacow]

um would it be a problem if theyre brother and sister?

 

[farmchick]

i dont think so.

 

[ihaveacow]

alright!
should i marry them first?
im afraid the other couples would look down on them if they just popped out a baby

 

[farmchick]

i skipped the marriage part once, and the cows ended up getting killed. where do you live? if you live near Creaton, Minnesota, there is a cow chappel in the north part of town, next to the Bait Shop. The chappel's called I Moo.

 

[ihaveacow]

oh horay!
alright are there any specifications to marry the cows?
i live in minnisota also.
i have a lovely waterfall by which they could have the reception
....around how much do these weddings cost?
if possible i would love to have one with a gypsy theme

 

[farmchick]

yes, this chappel has a gypsy theme available. i know i did the star trek theme, and i think it was about 800. and i love the waterfall idea!

 

[ihaveacow]

alright.
now can i ask a question about the pastor...
the bride is just a little judgmental....
no touching... is that alright?

 

[farmchick]

hmmmmm. that reminds me, the pastor is a little strange. i had a friend go there once, and he said that he took her cow into the storage room to find a milk bucket, and that the cow didnt come out the same. i dont think i noticed anything different about my cows. i use that chappel all the time, i find it very convenient.