I need help.... cow tension!

farmchick

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okay, charles manson was my surrogate mother. he was that guy who got pregnant, and the world was astonished
 

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wow! no way! teehee! where is he now?
its really tramatic for you babies to grow up without a murdering father
 

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not really, because then i was adopted by my lesbian parents, Gertrude and Isis. They used to be gypsies along the silk road. Now the own a succesful holiday pencil business.
 

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ewwwwwww are they the pencils that smell of grape?
i absolutely love! those! i just wanna marry um. but... thatd be a little weird
 

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they are!!! isis is also is a therapist. so if you ever need mental help, SHELL BE THERE!
 

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terrific! ill have to get her card! ive been going to this guy whos office is under a bridge! this will be a great change!
 

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a therapist under a bridge? NO! DONT GO THERE! THATS MY DAD, CHARLES MASON! GET AWAY! NOW!
 

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oh no! thank you so much i was almost sure that he was gunna invite me over for thanksgiving..... unless you want me to be your new mummy
 

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oh wait. did the guy under the bridge have a mustache that whispers "im a bad person?"
 

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yeah.... i thought maybe i could change him... but trust me that never works
 
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