Jokes and Fun!

[AmberLops]

Not a joke, but a few words for thought...
Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.

So true...but i still manage to worry about everything! I wish i could throw out that rocking chair

 

[cluckmecoop7]

More, more!!!

 

[CrazyAboutAnimals]

 

[mystang89]

Not a joke, but a few words for thought...
Worrying is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.

Words to live by at this time in history!

 

[wild stallion]

This is a riddle:
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it and
The rich need it................ ?


Nothing

 

[wild stallion]

What gets wet while it is drying?

A towel

 

[wild stallion]

Can I tell u a vegan joke ?

I promise it will not be cheesy.
Haaaaaaaaaa

 

[Grant]

After 30 years of delivering mail in the same neighborhood the local mailman was retiring. The local neighborhood decided they would each do something for the mailman as he went on his rounds on that final day. When he got to one home he knocked on the door and inside was the beautiful lady in the house dressed in sexy négligée. She invited him in and they had a wonderful morning of sex. After they were done she handed him an envelope and in the envelope was a dollar.
The mailman was completely confused. So he asked the woman why she had greeted him in that way. She said after she and her husband talked about what to do for the mailman the husband’s reply was screw him give him a dollar.

 

[HomesteaderWife]

I might have to share some of my puns here.... according to my brother-in-law - "You'll make a great dad someday." Apparently they're so cheesy they're considered dad jokes