Farmer Kitty
True BYH Addict
I had this sent as an email to me and thought I would share it. 
Men Are Just Happier People---
>
> What do you expect -- Your last name stays put. The garage is all
> yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
> another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
> can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
> water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
> urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
> this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
> way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
> your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister,
> or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
> all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
> be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
> its original color. T he same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes
> -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
> legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
> freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier!
Men Are Just Happier People---
>
> What do you expect -- Your last name stays put. The garage is all
> yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
> another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
> can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
> water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
> urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
> this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
> way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
> your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister,
> or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
> all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
> be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
> its original color. T he same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes
> -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
> legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
> freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier!
