What do a Elephant and Tomato have in common ???

SmallFarmGirl

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Jokes : :lol:
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Q:What do a Elephant and a tomato have in common ???
A:Neither of them can ride a bike !!!
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Person: "Doctor, I feel like a wheelbarrow ..."
Doctor: "Sir, just don't let people push you around !"
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And for all you pig owners :
Q:What do you call a pig who knows karate ???
A: Pork-Chop !!!
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Person 1#: "Why did the computer cross the road ???"
Person 2#: "To get to the other side !!"
Person 1#: "No. Because the chicken programed it !"
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Q: Why did the elephant eat a candle ??
A: because he wanted a light snack !!
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If you own Chickens :
Q:How do you scramble a egg ???
A: Like this, geg
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Ha ha ... I hope you had a laugh ... I had and needed one !!!
Any others you want to share ??? :lol:
 

Lothiriel

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I laughed. :) Most definitely. The first one was so unexpected -- it was my fav.

Last night my younger brother was trying to crack a few jokes about porcupines...
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Q: What do you call a porcupine without the pork?
A: A pinecone!
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That's the only one I remember right now. :rolleyes: There were a couple more.
 
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