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WILLIFORD

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If you tell your wife your building a shed, and it turns out to be a hen house, for the chickens you weren't quite truthful about either.
 

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Youngfarmer2019

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I sure hope this don’t get me banned, i like it here.
”you might be a redneck if” you re-purpose your skinned out coyote carcassas!
i’d hang them to skin and just leave them on the cord till the next day cause after they froze they were easier to handle. Handle as in “feed the chickens” who relished the extra protien.
well, one day i decided to line a bunch of them up “dog sled” fashion and, well - you can see where that ended up!
This is beyond hilarious
 
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