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My response to uppity snow people........ I don't have to shovel sunshine!

Will you shear her and find a use for the wool?

I have jury duty this morning. I've never been chosen for a jury. I faithfully show up for every jury call, but they never want me. I'd like to serve on a jury, but never have. Not even when I WANT on a jury, nope, I must be Kryptonite to those lawyers, I'm not even considered. I pulled a...

This is Texas. Castle law.

Sounds like a productive day! If you have any lelftover refried beans, make nachos. Fry the whole corn tortilla, smear refried beans, jalapenos, cheese, nuke in the microwave. Or arrange on a cookie sheet and place in the oven. Serve with a salad and it's a simple supper.

And have happy repeat customers!

Naturally I'd be the dummy arguing with the car........ Keep your eyes on the road. Ef you car! I'll put my eyes wherever I want to! Shutting down..... I HATE YOU CAR!!! 5 points off your good driver report for talking mean to me! I can talk any way I want to, you are a stupid machine. Sunroof...

Cats on kitchen counters and counter surfing dogs are a big NO. Thanksgiving at my sister's, her cats get on everything. My son in law who is VERY allergic to cats actually pulled cat hair out of his mouth. My sister is one of those clean freaks, but thinks it's ok for cats to walk all over the...

Gizmo was waiting for you to wake up. Mighty polite of her to wait instead of licking your face to wake you up.

I have 3 of those fleece tied blankets. I wish they were longer, they are more like a lap blanket. 2 were made for my granddaughters and 1 for my mom.

What do yall consider riff raff? There’s lots of that here, plus even exotic species that thrives down dirt roads and isolated. Yep, we got ‘em. METH MONKEYS.

Everyone should have a responsible neighbor like that. Sad for the lost poultry but you are blessed that your neighbor is such a good man, and his wife too.

Super tame babies? That is impressive. Lambs usually avoid people.

Nothing like home grown pork. Yummy!

Would you like to take a vacation in TEXAS during HAY season? Probably not, it's hotter than hot. Any other time that farm chores pile up that you could dump on him and tour the South?

So now you have Pie Wrist Condition. Just one more thing to add to your bag of goodies. :he

There is no snow equipment here, so Schools are quick to close for the first snowflake that hits the ground. Then the Redneck Road Warriors hit the roads to play High Speed Suicidal Road Rage and the body shops do a large business afterwards. I just stay home.

When I put a roast in the crock pot, I put potatoes, carrots and onions on top. Then my vegetables are done too.

Lufkin is 25 miles, Crockett is 30 miles. Apple Springs has one of those grocery/convenience/gas stores and a Family Dollar store. That is 10 miles, not good for real shopping, but ok if you need a few things and want to pay the thieves for it. Lufkin has more shopping options than Crockett. My...

It's hard to keep predators from the air out. I had a Great Pyrenees that leapt into the air trying to catch hawks. She never lost a chicken. She was free to me because she was a chicken killer. It took me 2 years but I got her turned around and she was fantastic. Loved that girl.