Baymule
Herd Master
I adore the picture of the turkey leg with the mallet next to it. Is that to smash fingers that might be reaching for that turkey leg? 
About that wind.......ya' know if you were in northeast Texas, the pine trees block the wind.....jus' sayin'.......

About that wind.......ya' know if you were in northeast Texas, the pine trees block the wind.....jus' sayin'.......

I'd be a bit concerned that being as old/large as it was that it might be a little less "tender"... what say you?