So my loving husband just want out to the shed to grab something for me. I hear him yell and see him fall OUT of the shed. I see him running. I see panic.
Me: What is wrong with you?
John: There's a snake in the shed!!!
Me: No, it's that black lead rope.
John: I'm getting the gun!
Me: Just get the dog! I don't want you shooting a hole in my shed!
John: *runs into house*
So I go into the shed to see what all this fuss is about. I don't
smell a snake. I don't
see a snake. I
figured that there
wasn't a snake. I was wrong. As I was tossing bags around and looking for said "Super huge enormous snake!" I see my lead rope on the ground behind the feed cans. I figure that's what he's talking about. I reach for it, and then I
smelled it.
Snakes have a certain small about them when they're upset. They also sort of like a mix of sitting things and fresh dirt. It's a specific smell. There
was a snake. I almost grabbed it.
Husband shows back up with a gun, and no dog. I tell him to not shoot it and run for the dogs. I grabbed Blue and Sugar and sent them to him. Blue threwthe snake to Sugar, who was standing by my husband, he fell backwards to avoid this HUMONGOUS snake. I fell OUT of the shed, dropped my phone, and got the **** out of the way of the dogs. Blue takes the snake and runs out of the shed with it. He starts slapping it around ( Have you ever sloshed water in a Zip Lock?) John let's him have a good few minutes with it and steps in, forcing me to hold 200lbs of dogs that
want to eat the snake right now. He put a round in its head and pulled the head off and tossed it back to the dogs.
It was almost 7 ft long. It's been robbing eggs for weeks. Got a batch of chicks, too.
Good dog Blue. Good dog Sugar.
Also, apparently my husband has red eye and looks really creepy.... sayeth someome who I sent these to.
I admit it. I was wrong there was a snake in the shed.