I have a complaint!

[Thewife]

The board changes are interfering with the peace of my happy home!
I say I miss my goats, Hubby says no!
I say I miss my sheep, Hubby says no!
I say I want an alpaca! Hubby says no!
It seems like all he ever says to me these days is NO!

Now it's getting worse!
I was reading about pigs last night and thinking sausage!
This morning I was dreaming we butchered a pig. In the dream I was trying to take a nap on a picnic table, but somebody put the dead pig too close to me, so I started pushing it away!
I kept pushing and pushing, when it finally rolled over, it woke me up! I had to get out of bed so my laughing would not wake Hubby!
He is not pleased, he's been grunting ever since I told why I was pushing him!

 

[sunnygoats]

ROTFLMAO!!!
A word of advice:
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

 

[Farmer Kitty]

Maybe you should take sunnygoats advice.

 

[Kute Kitten]

 

[freemotion]

ROTFLMAO!!!
A word of advice:
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

That method had worked quite well for me. When he discovers the latest aquisition, I say, "Look! A present for you!"

 

[wynedot55]

now all you need todo is talk about beefmasters.an really set your hubby off

 

[sunnygoats]

ROTFLMAO!!!
A word of advice:
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

That method had worked quite well for me. When he discovers the latest aquisition, I say, "Look! A present for you!"

Or another favorite of mine:
THAT one???!!!! *feigns expression of innocence*
We've had him for months!

 

[okiron]

ROTFLMAO!!!
A word of advice:
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

That method had worked quite well for me. When he discovers the latest aquisition, I say, "Look! A present for you!"

Or another favorite of mine:
THAT one???!!!! *feigns expression of innocence*
We've had him for months!

I so have to try that one.

 

[Thewife]

If you want me to go away just say so!
I'm sure if Hubby read the advice given in this thread he would toss my computer!

I don't want to use up all my forgivenessess!
I am pretty good at the innocent "huh, did I say that?"

I told him I would only have 2 dogs, I have 4! Told him I only wanted 1 pair of geese, soon I will have 2 (maybe 3). Told him I would cut back just to the polish chickens! Yea, there might be a few others out there and now I want to try the Jersey black giants!
When he told me I could only keep 4 ducks, I might have kept 8?
Told him 4 for me and 4 for him! (So "I" only kept 4, right?)

Last night I confessed I am kinda looking for a Halflinger! He said if I find what I'm looking for, I can get it?
BUT, his mother was sitting there, I will just have to wait and see what his answer will be when she is not there to keep him nice!


As for Beefmasters, I found some on the Texas craigs list!
Hubby said NO @$@%#@ NO @@#$$# NO!

 

[wynedot55]

wich texas craigslist did you find them on