that's*satyrical
Loving the herd life
Look on your craigslist for your area & google nigerian dwarfs for sale. Post in the for trade/sale on this Forum that you're looking for some with your area in the title. Just be careful *especially with craigslist* when you're looking that they come from a tested herd since you want to avoid CL & other diseases 
I just tried it, and it said that it was unavailable.
I did find my rhode island reds very relaxing.