It's that time of year again...Doe code of honor

[WhiteWaterFarms]

Add this to the list for before time to kid.

When your human is feeling your udder or ligaments let out a nice smelly fart when they are closet to your butt.

oh and...

Later when they are there for the birth,if they are there, fart all you can until the room is nice and smelly and the human is gagging.

 

[Fluffygal]

Add this to the list for before time to kid.

When your human is feeling your udder or ligaments let out a nice smelly fart when they are closet to your butt.

oh and...

Later when they are there for the birth,if they are there, fart all you can until the room is nice and smelly and the human is gagging.

this had me giggling out loud

 

[MyKidLuvsGreenEgz]

I have 2 girls overdue, living in my garage during nights and bad weather days. Picture me, with a bad leg, hobbling them from the garage to the outdoor pen in the mornings and back again at dusk. The ligaments have been loose and the bags have been full for days now. Were supposed to kid the day before Thanksgiving and here it is 5 days later with Hubby back at work. My (autistic) teen might help but since he's totally grossed out by anything slimy, I doubt it. They really do wait for me to come right up before letting go of wind (both ends!).

Need to drive the 35 minutes to town tomorrow to renew handicapped parking thingy. I'm sure they'll kid then.

Love this thread. Glad someone revived it.

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

I JUST LLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE THIS !!!