Celeste
Chillin' with the herd
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I'm probably going to take a beating - definitely get laughed at and very likely deserve both 
   My husband brought home a baby goat a few weeks ago.  She was only 3 weeks at the time and was on a bottle so the farner (we'll call him Idiot #2 as I am definitely Idiot #1) let us take her.  Per his instructions, she gets whole milk and seems to be doing fine except she tries to eat everything else in my house including but not limited to dust bunnies, chicken feed, silk plants and anything paper.  He suggested bread crumbs which to date she has zero interest in.  Shove some in her mouth - she spits it back out.  I know she has chewing teeth now - won't go into detail about that discovery (I hear all of you snickering!)
I want to be a good goat mom but I'm pretty sure I'm failing miserably since I know nothing about goats and google provides too many conflicting pieces of advise - so here I am with my 10,000 questions.
She is a Pygmy and was born sometime between Christmas and New Year's so that makes her approximately 6'ish weeks old. I have no doubt she needs more than just milk now. When can I start her on "goat food" - what is goat food?
She is stupid spoiled - only goes outside when the weather is nice and when she is accompanied by my lab. TO MY KNOWLEDGE I don't have anything growing in my yard that wouldn't be goat-friendly - we're actually inside the city limits so just your everyday grass and weeds are out there - is there anything that grows commonly that I should be aware of that she should NOT eat?
At what temperature can I put her outside to live? The little goat poops all over are getting kind of old. She is quite capable of removing her diaper (yes, I have opted for the diaper route rather than pee puddles everywhere).
Do I need to consider getting her a companion goat (can't believe I'm even thinking in that direction!) Ultimately I do want her for milking purposes (husband didn't hear the part about milking when he decided to surprise me because I actually wanted a milk producer, not a baby!) but figured I could find somebody with a boy goat later. She does tend to cry - alot & loudly - when she is ready to come inside. Not sure if having a buddy would calm some of that racket down.
If anyone is able to stop laughing long enough to not be furious for such an UN-educated person daring to try to have a goat.......could answer any of my questions, I will be eternally grateful. I did well flying by the seat of my pants when I got chickens but there is only a world of difference between them and goats!!!
Respectfully,
Celeste - Goat Momma Wannabe
			
			I want to be a good goat mom but I'm pretty sure I'm failing miserably since I know nothing about goats and google provides too many conflicting pieces of advise - so here I am with my 10,000 questions.
She is a Pygmy and was born sometime between Christmas and New Year's so that makes her approximately 6'ish weeks old. I have no doubt she needs more than just milk now. When can I start her on "goat food" - what is goat food?
She is stupid spoiled - only goes outside when the weather is nice and when she is accompanied by my lab. TO MY KNOWLEDGE I don't have anything growing in my yard that wouldn't be goat-friendly - we're actually inside the city limits so just your everyday grass and weeds are out there - is there anything that grows commonly that I should be aware of that she should NOT eat?
At what temperature can I put her outside to live? The little goat poops all over are getting kind of old. She is quite capable of removing her diaper (yes, I have opted for the diaper route rather than pee puddles everywhere).
Do I need to consider getting her a companion goat (can't believe I'm even thinking in that direction!) Ultimately I do want her for milking purposes (husband didn't hear the part about milking when he decided to surprise me because I actually wanted a milk producer, not a baby!) but figured I could find somebody with a boy goat later. She does tend to cry - alot & loudly - when she is ready to come inside. Not sure if having a buddy would calm some of that racket down.
If anyone is able to stop laughing long enough to not be furious for such an UN-educated person daring to try to have a goat.......could answer any of my questions, I will be eternally grateful. I did well flying by the seat of my pants when I got chickens but there is only a world of difference between them and goats!!!
Respectfully,
Celeste - Goat Momma Wannabe
					
				
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