greybeard
Herd Master
"Oh, look at all the cute little piggies!"
"Yeah, look at your flower beds and the holes in the lawn and your hibiscus"
Oh!!
"Well don't just stand there, why aren't you shooting the sobs?"
"Yeah, look at your flower beds and the holes in the lawn and your hibiscus"
Oh!!

"Well don't just stand there, why aren't you shooting the sobs?"
when it came out and nearly got thrown out of the theater for her indignant talk about the unreality of the movie. She kept telling everyone that Babe should have gone to slaughter not his mother who was a valuable brood sow and who would be too tough for anything except sausage. She came home still angry about the inaccurate way it portrayed farmers "who are just trying to make a living, Mom!" 
Until they come face to face with a coyote or cougar.
We may have interrupted them because lthough they had taken the new TV and stereo, they had also taken all the new bath sheets and towels, including the new kitchen towels!
Clean thieves? Then while I was inspecting the empty closets wondering what was missing I realized that all the giant economy packs of paper towels (3 bundles) and toilet paper (2) that I stock up for my aunt were missing, along with some cleaning supplies, blankets, and my son's beloved miniature grandfather style wall clock that he and his great aunt used to joke about.
Oh, yes, they also took the forks from the kitchen but left the spoons and knives! They took several bottles of wine, but left the full case of beer!
Of course, if we lived here full time and had animals here we would not have to do all the grass cutting with a weed wacker, and would have the berry vines controlled, we would be able to use DH's tractor, so I guess it would not be as bad as it feels now! LOL We do take lots of Ibruprofen.
Luckily I had a bottle in the truck. I told him I would bring our own water this time and he doesn't have to offer her any! LOL He cheered up!