Twelve thousand Step Program for GAS

[Mamaboid]

 

[Queen Mum]

wait a minute.

How exactly do these steps HELP with GAS? seems to me that they would encourage it.

See what I mean?

Yall are on this thread speading your GAS! New people, I hope that you are very careful here. You may need a GAS mask.

GAS expands you know. It's a known fact. And it makes you feel lighter and more buoyant. My advice is to not buck the trend.

I think these steps HELP people to accept that they have GAS and learn to live with it. Once you know you have a disease, you can accept who you are. One person floating around with GAS will function at a much lower altitude but if we all band together we can reach incredible heights of silliness, don't you think?

 

[Squirrelgirl88]

Other GAS symptoms

Before GAS - You'd never leave the house without makeup.
After GAS - You leave the house with hoof prints on your jeans and don't care.

Before GAS - your co-workers would eat lunch with you and talk about movies, shopping and family
After GAS - your co-workers suddenly have errands/banking etc to do and can't eat lunch with you anymore (they do not have GAS)

Before GAS - Shopping meant going to the mall, buying clothes or something from Bath and Body Works that smelled pretty
After GAS - Tractor Supply does not carry shower gel, and goaties don't care if you smell like peony blossoms anyway.

Before GAS - Day trips to wineries, Amish country, and sleeping in on weekends
After GAS - 7am barn runs, and being home before dark to close up the barn for the night.

Before GAS - pictures of your children on your cell phone
After GAS - pictures of your KIDS on your cell phone

Hello, I have GAS, and I wouldn't have it any other way!

 

[Queen Mum]

Other GAS symptoms

Before GAS - You'd never leave the house without makeup.
After GAS - You leave the house with hoof prints on your jeans and don't care.

Before GAS - your co-workers would eat lunch with you and talk about movies, shopping and family
After GAS - your co-workers suddenly have errands/banking etc to do and can't eat lunch with you anymore (they do not have GAS)

Before GAS - Shopping meant going to the mall, buying clothes or something from Bath and Body Works that smelled pretty
After GAS - Tractor Supply does not carry shower gel, and goaties don't care if you smell like peony blossoms anyway.

Before GAS - Day trips to wineries, Amish country, and sleeping in on weekends
After GAS - 7am barn runs, and being home before dark to close up the barn for the night.

Before GAS - pictures of your children on your cell phone
After GAS - pictures of your KIDS on your cell phone

Hello, I have GAS, and I wouldn't have it any other way!

OMGosh, This is getting scary.

 

[redtailgal]

yeah, I'm a little worried.

 

[Ariel72]

When mother-in-law asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for TSC giftcard. She says,"Thats no fun. What do you want for yourself." Can't convince mother-in-law that stuff for the goats really is fun and what I want most in all the world.

You skip buying something cute for you to wear so you can buy your new goat a pink collar.

You tough it out and don't go to the doctor so you can take your goat to the vet instead.

You plan your garden based on what goats like to eat.

 

[terrilhb]

When mother-in-law asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for TSC giftcard. She says,"Thats no fun. What do you want for yourself." Can't convince mother-in-law that stuff for the goats really is fun and what I want most in all the world.

You skip buying something cute for you to wear so you can buy your new goat a pink collar.

You tough it out and don't go to the doctor so you can take your goat to the vet instead.

You plan your garden based on what goats like to eat.

X2 but I don't have GAS.

 

[jmsim93]

If you have a "backup tab" open on Explorer with something more respectable so you can quickly get off the up close hoo hoo pics without getting caught...you definitely have GAS!

 

[jmsim93]

When mother-in-law asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for TSC giftcard. She says,"Thats no fun. What do you want for yourself." Can't convince mother-in-law that stuff for the goats really is fun and what I want most in all the world.

You skip buying something cute for you to wear so you can buy your new goat a pink collar.

You tough it out and don't go to the doctor so you can take your goat to the vet instead.

You plan your garden based on what goats like to eat.

I definitely have GAS!!! I asked for a Jeffer's or TSC gift card for Christmas AND I postponed getting my highlights in my hair so I could buy Tingle this month!!!

 

[mamato3]

Buy Doe goat = $200.00
Buy Buck goat = $200.00
Help Baby goats get born.......wait for it......








PRICELESS!

And after seeing my babies been born. And seeing there bucks i decided i could not wait for does. Sooo im off this weekend to pick up 3 more does possibility bred and she has 3 more does for sell. Sooo 1 or 2 might sneak into my trailer lol