You might be a horse person if ...

[michickenwrangler]

You have a hoof pick and neatsfoot oil on your kitchen table (the inspiration for this!)

You send everyone pics of your daughter's dressage show but failed to send pics of her kindergarten graduation

The decor in your house consists of ribbons and trophies

Your wardrobe consists of t-shirts won from endurance rides

Your kitchen ware all bears the name of assorted endurance rides



I'll add more later

Everyone else do the same!

 

[apdan]

you have a couple halters, leadropes, and treats sitting on the floor by your door, that way they are always handy

 

[()relics]

...have a riding crop on the kitchen table
...have a pair of one of your kids spurs hanging from a kitchen chair
...have an assortment of headstalls hanging on the coat hooks by the backdoor
I could go on but this is all that I can see without "looking"

 

[adoptedbyachicken]

When you get a wound that needs cleaning or ointment you head to the barn because the good stuff is out there. Honestly all the stuff is there....

Even if there was an major accident in the house I'd be going to the barn to collect my FA kit since I keep it in the tack room.

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

...You seem to find leather scraps everywhere because you think "I can use this!"

 

[ducks4you]

...your DD's complain that you speak of your horses as your "sons" or "daughters."

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

....you buy Neosporin in bulk.

 

[sterlng&sierra]

...you have two saddles sitting in the living room.

...your shoe collection is half boots.

...you would rather muck stalls than clean your bathroom.

...you would rather wash blankets and pads than do your own laundry.

 

[Bunnylady]

You actually like the smell of horse manure!

 

[freemotion]

You bandage your cut finger with a gauze 4x4 and purple Vetwrap.

You have horse shampoo in your shower and expensive people shampoo in a bucket in the barn.

You have bits hanging on the coat hooks, amongst the coats, in your back hall. And whips among your umbrellas. And THAT'S where that girth went!