You might be country if ...

[SmallFarmGirl]

When you tell your family not to get you anything for Christmas, just give me money cause I need a new incubator, and I am saving for another buck.

HAAA!!!

 

[fortheloveofgoats]

You have to fins hotels that will allow your dogs to go, if not you don't go. When your kids, and dogs go to G'ma and Papa's house, you have instructions for both! You have two pairs of boots. One to go outside with and the other to go up to the farm store with.

 

[redtailgal]

When your neice comes to visit and sees mud in the floor...........and stops to ask if its mud or poop.

or

You go to Church on Sunday morning, dressed in your Sunday best, only to open your Bible and have a wad of hay fall in your lap.
(yes, true story. I think it was a practical joke from one of my sons)

 

[fortheloveofgoats]

When your neice comes to visit and sees mud in the floor...........and stops to ask if its mud or poop.

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

You go to Church on Sunday morning, dressed in your Sunday best, only to open your Bible and have a wad of hay fall in your lap.
(yes, true story. I think it was a practical joke from one of my sons)

 

[fortheloveofgoats]

You go to the store to buy stocking stuffers and you make sure to buy thing's for the kids, hubby, dogs, and guinea pigs

 

[Queen Mum]

When you have a cheese cooler in your bedroom next to your bed.

When every time you go to the hardware store you see the possibilities for building a new device for making your animals barn "work more efficiently" from PVC pipe.

When your kids ask you what you want for a holiday gift and you say, "Hoof trimmers! Jeffers catalog, page XYZ, item number z123456".

 

[Crazy Acres]

You go to church and near easter you bring in 'easter basket stuffers' because you can autosex your chicks and you only wanted hens this hatch.
It's illegal to have friends over for dinner because you slaughter your own food.
Again; The easter bonnet you're wearing wakes up and crows when a hymn begins...
You have baptised all of your barn cats (true story) and you've married 2 breeding pairs of ducks (also true story). In all serious-ness, too! (ahh, childhood on the farm)

 

[Crazy Acres]

You're Christmas lists typically include roosters, sheep, rolls of fencing, etc.

 

[Crazy Acres]

When you recognise six seasons: - Winter - Breeding - Hatching - Summer - Harvest - Christmas -
You watch beverly hillbillies and you don't find it in the least bit unreasonable.