You might be country if ...

[TAH]

you know your country when you forget to bring a tail to the barn so you put it up with Bailing twine. I actually do this often.

 

[Pastor Dave]

I am guessing this has something to do with hair...?

I seldom am worried with such things.
However, I can relate to using baling twine on anything and everything needing tied.

 

[newton the goat]

You know your country when Getting covered in poop is just the norm for you and it doesnt even phase you anymore

 

[Tale of Tails Rabbitry]

...when you sing "Bunny, bunny, bunny. BUUUUNNNY!" (to the tune of The O'Jays' song For The Love of Money) and all the bunnies and rabbits come up to their cage doors to see you...and you consider that one of your favorite times of the day!

 

[The Chick Addict]

-When you go in public with your hair messed up and with chicken scratch somewhere on your clothes because your too tired to change and brush your hair

-When you can hear the rooster symphony at 5:00 in the morning

Let me think of more...

 

[canesisters]

You might be country when: you've been in the garden/yard/barn/coop/etc since sun up and you're too hungry & tired to cook but too dirty to go inside anywhere.. so you drive 30miles 1-way to the closest drive-through & complain all the way home because you could've fixed something better at home for 1/2 the cost

 

[The Chick Addict]

You might be country when: you've been in the garden/yard/barn/coop/etc since sun up and you're too hungry & tired to cook but too dirty to go inside anywhere.. so you drive 30miles 1-way to the closest drive-through & complain all the way home because you could've fixed something better at home for 1/2 the cost

So true!!

 

[Baymule]

You might be country when the nearest town has a Post Office, convenience store, Family Dollar store, senior citizen center, volunteer fire station……… that’s all.
Convenience store has a deli and Subway. It’s ok to clomp inside wearing rubber boots, ragged jeans and T-shirt, dirty, and be greeted with a big smile, Welcome!

 

[The Chick Addict]

You might be country when the nearest town has a Post Office, convenience store, Family Dollar store, senior citizen center, volunteer fire station……… that’s all.
Convenience store has a deli and Subway. It’s ok to clomp inside wearing rubber boots, ragged jeans and T-shirt, dirty, and be greeted with a big smile, Welcome!

I know, that is so true!!

 

[Bruce]

You might be country when the nearest town has a Post Office, convenience store, Family Dollar store, senior citizen center, volunteer fire station……… that’s all.
Convenience store has a deli and Subway. It’s ok to clomp inside wearing rubber boots, ragged jeans and T-shirt, dirty, and be greeted with a big smile, Welcome!

ANY customer there is a good customer