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You might be country if ...

Discussion in 'Utterly Contagious Games, Jokes & Fun' started by michickenwrangler, May 9, 2010.

  1. Oct 3, 2017
    Mini Horses

    Mini Horses Herd Master

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    When you can't remember a human name but know them BECAUSE you remember their animals and their names. :hide (Too many horse shows.)

    When you think nothing of stuffing your arm up the butt of a mare, doe or ewe to help straighten up an impending birthing....even in your best PJs or sunday clothes.

    When you call out for work because your animals need you at home.
     
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    RacehorsesRock

    RacehorsesRock Chillin' with the herd

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    When you don't mind running your hand through a horses tail and getting manure on your hand.
     
  3. Dec 9, 2017
    newton the goat

    newton the goat True BYH Addict

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    When you find baling twine and feed bag strings EVERYWHERE!!!! Like every jacket pocket and even somehow in the washing machine though you swear you emptied out your pockets before you even put them in there
     
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    Baymule

    Baymule Herd Master

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    When you carry baling twine in your car/truck because you might need to tie something back on it.
     
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    TAH

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    Totally my dad!

    And me. :lol:
     
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    TAH

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    You know your country when, you find yourself using you dogs leashes to hook up gates. Might explain why my leashes are being used for other things.

    You might be country when, you grab a bale of hay and a book, and pack it out in the barn for a peaceful place.

    When you tell your siblings for fun time there going to help me muck out the barn.
     
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    The Angry Hen

    The Angry Hen Overrun with beasties

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    You know you're country, when you jump out of bed earlier for getting chicks from the post office than for preparing for Thanksgiving.

    You know you're country, when you drive through a city and look around in disgust.

    You know you're country, when you meet somebody new and your first question is if they have livestock or poultry.

    You know you're country, when you look at a vehicle and hope to have it for mud-driving or for your animals.

    You know you're country, when you hold a conversation with an animal.

    You know you're country, when you have six knives.

    You know you're country, when you only have boots in your shoe closet.

    You know you're country, when you only like flannel or plaid.

    You know you're country, when you stand with God and fight for integrity.
     
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    The Angry Hen

    The Angry Hen Overrun with beasties

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    Or when you have eggs and chicken feed in your pockets.
     
  9. Jan 20, 2018
    Pastor Dave

    Pastor Dave Herd Master

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    I was going to replace knives with guns, but it's more than six, and I guess I have just as many knives too. ;)
     
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    The Angry Hen

    The Angry Hen Overrun with beasties

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    Ha ha! I most definitely can relate to that... either way I guess that six is too low of a number when it comes to weaponry. :lol:
     
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