Sourland
True BYH Addict
You know you're country when your animals are cleaner than you.
You might be country if ...
- Thread starter michickenwrangler
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CuzChickens
Ridin' The Range
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2016
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- Reaction score
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When
There are more farm stores than grocery stores in town
The traffic jams are created by livestock
You have one pair of shoes, (who needs them anyway?)
You get more excited over new hatchlings than a mall trip
You miss a swim meet because your heifer is due sometime in the nest there weeks
Your little sister thinks pasteurized milk is water with food coloring in it
Dinner table topics are- who is in labor, who has parasites, what stall needs mucking, who is helping butcher the pigs
You spend Saturdays butchering chickens instead of partying.
I could go on for hours.....
There are more farm stores than grocery stores in town
The traffic jams are created by livestock
You have one pair of shoes, (who needs them anyway?)
You get more excited over new hatchlings than a mall trip
You miss a swim meet because your heifer is due sometime in the nest there weeks
Your little sister thinks pasteurized milk is water with food coloring in it
Dinner table topics are- who is in labor, who has parasites, what stall needs mucking, who is helping butcher the pigs
You spend Saturdays butchering chickens instead of partying.
I could go on for hours.....
Baymule
Herd Master
When your 2 year old grand daughter hears the rooster crow and says, "Eat that mean rooster!"
Bruce
Herd Master
Guilty on the first part, yep I can tell each chicken without looking at them. No roosters though.
BunnyBoxHop
Loving the herd life
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2017
- Messages
- 195
- Reaction score
- 196
- Points
- 133
- Location
- South Carolina (Deep in the woods)
Can I join!?
GrowingHomestead16
Chillin' with the herd
- Joined
- May 6, 2017
- Messages
- 19
- Reaction score
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- Points
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Can I join also!?
Bruce
Herd Master
Anyone can join! Put out your best/funniest "if" 
BunnyBoxHop
Loving the herd life
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2017
- Messages
- 195
- Reaction score
- 196
- Points
- 133
- Location
- South Carolina (Deep in the woods)
Yes!!! I'll give it a go!
When you stick your finger in your plants to see if they need to be watered, even though you have put your bunny's pee and poo in those plants.
You've wanted to wear your boots in the middle of summer.
Has slid down a waterfall in all clothes, ON PURPOSE.
When you've seen a snake go right past your feet, you let it go on and you carry on with your hike like nothing ever happened. (It was garden snake)
You have stuck your hands, about to your elbows, in red, staining RED mud, just so you can make a brick.
You have played in cow manure soil for your garden, then realized it and said... Oh well! And you kept rolling around in it.
You have taken your shoes off in molded, bug infested hay and was fine with it.
When you stick your finger in your plants to see if they need to be watered, even though you have put your bunny's pee and poo in those plants.
You've wanted to wear your boots in the middle of summer.
Has slid down a waterfall in all clothes, ON PURPOSE.
When you've seen a snake go right past your feet, you let it go on and you carry on with your hike like nothing ever happened. (It was garden snake)
You have stuck your hands, about to your elbows, in red, staining RED mud, just so you can make a brick.
You have played in cow manure soil for your garden, then realized it and said... Oh well! And you kept rolling around in it.
You have taken your shoes off in molded, bug infested hay and was fine with it.
Baymule
Herd Master
When you name your pigs Bacon, Sausage, Pork Chop.....and J-Lo because she has a bodacious BIG BUTT!
BunnyBoxHop
Loving the herd life
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2017
- Messages
- 195
- Reaction score
- 196
- Points
- 133
- Location
- South Carolina (Deep in the woods)
I got another!
When your little brother can sound JUST like your Silkie's egg song and says, "I'm trying to lay an egg!"
When your little brother can sound JUST like your Silkie's egg song and says, "I'm trying to lay an egg!"
