SageHill
Herd Master
In another life Boone wore a black trench coat with lots of watches hanging on the inside.
Boone-My Anatolian Unicorn
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Baymule
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Boone has it all figured out!
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peteyfoozer
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Every morning (since I relocate to the recliner @ 2-3 am) Boone sneaks to the side of me and gently boops my face to wake me. I reach for the jar of mini milkbones, give him 3 and he happily climbs up on the couch…except for this morning.
He showed up for his gentle boop, but I was exhausted from an especially painful night so I failed to respond, with my head under the blanket and resting on the arm. Suddenly, my eyeball was shoved to the back of my skull, just prior to my nose being inverted to a concave feature on my face and my chin cracked from a machinegun series of NOT gentle boops which took place just seconds before Boone jumped in front of the cookie jar with an unearthly scream.
I obediently reached in for the requisite 3 treats, then he retired to the couch, order in his world restored.
How was I supposed to know that Boone woke up this morning, prepared to do violence?
He showed up for his gentle boop, but I was exhausted from an especially painful night so I failed to respond, with my head under the blanket and resting on the arm. Suddenly, my eyeball was shoved to the back of my skull, just prior to my nose being inverted to a concave feature on my face and my chin cracked from a machinegun series of NOT gentle boops which took place just seconds before Boone jumped in front of the cookie jar with an unearthly scream.
I obediently reached in for the requisite 3 treats, then he retired to the couch, order in his world restored. How was I supposed to know that Boone woke up this morning, prepared to do violence?
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peteyfoozer
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He brings me his puzzle when he wants me to load it for him.
It’s very rewarding living with a dog this smart
It’s very rewarding living with a dog this smart
SageHill
Herd Master
Boone just wanted to make sure you were still alive and breathing. 
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peteyfoozer
Herd Master
RiiiiiiightBoone just wanted to make sure you were still alive and breathing.
