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Herd Humor

Discussion in 'Utterly Contagious Games, Jokes & Fun' started by Beekissed, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. Sep 2, 2018
    Devonviolet

    Devonviolet Herd Master

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    :lol: :yuckyuck :lol:

    Those are all too funny and too true!!!! :lol:
     
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    Baymule

    Baymule Herd Master Golden Herd Member

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    All of those hit me where I live, some more than others. LOL
     
  3. Sep 3, 2018
    Devonviolet

    Devonviolet Herd Master

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    And knowing you as well as I do, I concur! :lol:

    I wouldn't have questioned it if you said you wrote the list! :lol:
     
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    Devonviolet

    Devonviolet Herd Master

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    Last Saturay, when we were going home after farmers market, we were on a farm market road. The speed limit was 55 mph. There was large flatbed truck in front of us, hauling about 8 big round bales. He was going 40 mph. When I came up behind him, I waited until there was a passing zone (broken yellow line), and started passing him. Just as I did that, he started crossing over the center line. :ep I was driving half on the shoulder, honking my horn. He pulled back into his lane. I sped up, to get by him fast, and he started crossing the center lane again. So, I just leaned on my horn, and kept driving. :duc

    It turned out to be a kid (maybe 19?). He leaned his whole upper body out the truck window, to see why I was honking, and looking puzzled. It appeared that he didn’t even realize he was doing anything wrong. (HUH???). :th

    As I put distance between him and us, I looked in my rearview mirror. He was continuing to straddle the center line, until I went around a curve and could no longer see him. It appears he thought it was okay to drive his big truck down the middle of the road (which happens to accomodates big 53’ tractor/trailer rigs just fine in the proper lane). Who taught him to drive? He must have been one of those who learned to drive on a John Deere! :hu
     
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    Devonviolet

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    Actually, what it should say is, “Tea = SWEET TEA”. How many times have we had tea at your hours, which was actually sweet tea??? YUM!!! Your DH makes it JUST right!!! Not too sweet. :drool
     
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    Genipher

    Genipher Loving the herd life

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    Yikes!