Baymule
Herd Master
Oh Mary! I read this out loud to BJ until we both had tears rolling down our cheeks. I could barely get the words out, I was laughing so hard!



Dare I ask why DS1 has such sway in your fence decision?
He won't let us do it ourselves because he doesn't want us to fall down the gullies.
DH and I are not quite sure electric portable fencing would work on our steep ridge and gully though either. It's a big investment for something that might not work and can't be returned. On the other hand, if the field were nice and flat, with lovely soil and grass like in the installation videos, I would have already ordered and installed the fencing myself.
. . . . is it any wonder that nice flat Texas looks awfully good to us? In addition to Bay and BJ being there of course! 



The squeeze worked great. However, a design flaw in the chute system made itself known. DS1 used the corral sides of the two field pens as 30’ sides of the chute. This was a great idea since otherwise we would have to buy twelve 5’ chute sections – expensive. Also, since the chute leads through the sorting box it makes it easy to sort the sheep into either of the two pens on either side. I happily told DS1 that I could probably do all this by myself.
The layout of the pens is below.
After a few slight problems – almost catching a ewe’s neck in the gate portion, which would have strangled her, we got into the rhythm. We did have to remind each other to replace the floor of the squeeze before pulling the sheep upright, but no sheep completely fell out of the squeeze so we feel it was a success. As each sheep was released from the squeeze it stayed happily in the squeeze pen eating the weeds at the fence.

This ewe is not dead, just making a play for sympathy!
Me on the ground. Taking a nap between sheep? No!
Had to lay there for a moment to assess my condition. Family too busy laughing at funniest home video material to come to my aid. DH did ask if I was ok. I decided that all body parts were intact and he helped me up. We finished the sheep. Bruises tonight! LOL There had been a broken sapling sticking out of the spot where my feet ended up. DS1 removed it when he set up the squeeze. Otherwise I might have been eviscerated on the sharp, broken branch sticking out of it when I was sent flying! I didn't fall on the sharp hoof shears either so I got off easy.
Two of the ewes had feet like this.
The others were all pretty good and didn't need much cutting. Picture on right is trimmed hooves. I didn't lose my knack. I would say it was just like riding a bicycle, but I was thrown off one of those too! 
DH tried to get them to move closer. 