Buford T. Justice

[SageHill]

You darn bet’cha!
Thinking about getting the dogs drunk, locking them up for the night and letting them wake up after a night of drunken wild sex!

Well I do have a pic of Zo and Ree together from when they made Sage and her brothers (they do that in Europe as "proof" of breeding).

 

[drstratton]

You darn bet’cha!
Thinking about getting the dogs drunk, locking them up for the night and letting them wake up after a night of drunken wild sex!

Be careful with that...a lot of men can't perform if they imbibe too much and most women don't remember, which I imagine the men are thankful for!

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Hmmmm..about a million years ago I worked occasionally with a vet. A woman brought in two dogs that she wanted to mate but they weren't cooperating. We put the two of 'em in a kennel together and then put another male one kennel over (empty pen between them). It's amazing what a little jealousy will do for their libido, lol.

 

[drstratton]

Hmmmm..about a million years ago I worked occasionally with a vet. A woman brought in two dogs that she wanted to mate but they weren't cooperating. We put the two of 'em in a kennel together and then put another male one kennel over (empty pen between them). It's amazing what a little jealousy will do for their libido, lol.

That makes a lot of sense!

 

[Baymule]

Day 4

I labeled yesterday’s post as Day 4, but it was Day 3, I fixed it.

This morning the mating dance did not dance. The dogs were rather ho hum, showed a little interest for maybe a nanosecond then it was gone. Bummer.

In high hopes we put Buford and Ozel in the yard this afternoon aaannndddd………. a big fat nothing. Couldn’t even get them to pretend they liked each other. Ozel did her best buzzards bait trick, playing dead. Buford laid down and looked away.

Disappointed, we drowned our sorrows. If we keep this up, we’re gonna need the Alcohol Anonymous 800 hot line number!

 

[drstratton]

Day 4

I labeled yesterday’s post as Day 4, but it was Day 3, I fixed it.

This morning the mating dance did not dance. The dogs were rather ho hum, showed a little interest for maybe a nanosecond then it was gone. Bummer.

In high hopes we put Buford and Ozel in the yard this afternoon aaannndddd………. a big fat nothing. Couldn’t even get them to pretend they liked each other. Ozel did her best buzzards bait trick, playing dead. Buford laid down and looked away.

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Disappointed, we drowned our sorrows. If we keep this up, we’re gonna need the Alcohol Anonymous 800 hot line number!

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You girls look like you're having fun, despite the non-performers...lol
I'll have a drink with you, when the puppies are born. Trying to stay positive here!

 

[murphysranch]

I'm am glad that you have very special company right now!! Made me smile!

 

[SageHill]

Ohhhhh eeeeesh. Keeping my fingers crossed. Hoping she's still in or coming in to the zone. Does she flag her tail???
Everyone thinks breeding dogs is a piece of cake I wish!