Peteyfoozer’s Journey (because journaling’s not enough)

[farmerjan]

How much do you want for the black cow? The guy that takes care of the cow can come too.

 

[peteyfoozer]

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better...If every fifth caller was a winner.

 

[peteyfoozer]

If pigs could really fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.

 

[fuzzi]

Don't stop her now!

 

[murphysranch]

You know, Fuzzi, I was thinking the same thing today. Our Peteyfoozer, in spite of her pain, is quite the hoot!!!

 

[peteyfoozer]

 

[Baymule]

Hahahahaha! Snort!

 

[peteyfoozer]

 

[fuzzi]

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[peteyfoozer]

Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.