Baymule
Herd Master
We have Texas Bull Nettle. Evil stuff. There are less of them on our property than when we moved here. But we still have some. I hate them.

Between us DS2 and I managed to lift Lewis enough so DS1 could drag his arm from underneath the struggling ram. As DS1 cursed and massaged his injured arm, screams of pain suddenly emanated from DS2.
In his attempt to keep his balance poor Lewis had fallen against the other side of the squeeze this time crushing DS2’s arm. DS1 and I pulled Lewis upright to free DS2. More cursing and waving of arms followed.
I suggested that they halter and remove Lewis from the squeeze to finish putting on his harness and crayon. However, the light of battle was in their eyes and they ignored me. This time they were able to snap on the harness without any further injuries. As DS2 tightened the squeeze again and tilted Lewis over DS1 triumphantly snapped in the crayon. Success! The squeeze was opened, and Lewis hesitantly came out to freedom. We did not halter him, instead he was turned out onto the Field of Love. He ambled over to the corral where the ladies were standing watching the proceedings to tell them of his brave sufferings.
We have had him since he was a 3 months old ram lamb. My grandson tamed him as a lamb by sitting in his stall and petting him for hours. He is a very sweet, docile boy. Moy was persuaded into the squeeze and as the jaws closed on him suddenly went berserk!
Kicking wildly, he refused to calm down. DS2 finally grabbed a hoof and started trimming. He had to pause frequently when the kicks and struggles got too strong even for him. DS1 was at Moy’s head trying to calm him and hold him still. Moy, like a child in a tantrum, continued to beat his head on the bars and kick. I grabbed my clipper and started trimming too. This needed to be done fast. Luckily his feet were in excellent condition and only needed a little trimming. We quickly stood him upright and I gave him his CDT. DS1 put on the halter and Moy leaped out of the squeeze. As Moy wobbled off to his pen, DS1 and DS2 joked that he probably had a concussion. Noting that Moy’s head was bleeding slightly, DS1 decided that next time he goes to Lowes he will pick up some foam pipe insulation tubes to fit around the bars to prevent injuries in future.
No ram standing lovesick by his ladies’ door! Instead Lewis was back at the old pen gabbing with his buddies!!! No doubt bragging about the delights in store for him.
DS1 and I went down to the road below our private road and saw his car completely totaled, gas leaking from it, and the fire department there. Even the driver's side rear window was broken. Luckily there are a lot of speed bumps, and tree roots on that narrow road so no one goes fast. DS2 was standing outside the car with the firemen checking him over. DS1 and I unloaded all the tools etc. from his car. The fire department said he was not badly injured and an ambulance would take longer than driving him there ourselves. DS2 was clutching his lower chest and stomach, obviously in a lot of pain. His wrist was also super painful and there were some cuts on his face from the deployment of the air bag. DS2 first said he was ok and didn't want to go to the hospital but mommy insisted. DS1 said he would drive DS2 to the hospital. By now the police had arrived and the FD had left. While the police officer and Carl completed the accident report, I called up to the house and told DH and FDIL that we needed the insurance cards from DS2's desk so DS1 could take him to the hospital. The police officer said he would complete his other reports while DH called the insurance to arrange for a tow truck since the car was blocking the road. DS1 decided he would drive us up to the house, collect FDIL and the insurance card and drive DS2 to the hospital. By now DS2 was in so much pain that he thought a hospital visit was a good idea. 
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DS2 trimming rear feet with heavy duty shears. The shears cost a lot, but I wanted a good heavy duty hoof trimmer for the rams. We have decided it is worthless. The light weight ones are better.
Putting on the marking harness.
The fatal moment as DS1 reaches under Lewis for the strap . . . .
After the injuries, the final adjustments before Lewis is liberated to seek feminine company. DS1 on the left, DS2 on the right. Both experienced sheep handlers.
Lewis on the far side of the ewe pen - "Helloooo Ladies!"
Chilling with the boys "It's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it."
And here is the tree! Poor thing!
Loads of sympathy there!On the way home DS1 told him since he had a couple days off, he could help put up the new fencing.