Rolling Acres - This and That

Senile_Texas_Aggie

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Dang, Mike, you beat me to it! But that was a good joke!

A Texas Aggie came home from work early and found his wife in bed with another man. He became furious, stormed over to the nightstand, yanked open a drawer, pulled out a gun, and stuck it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh, sister!" he warned her sternly. "You're next!"
 

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An Aggie was walking to class when he saw another Aggie walking towards him with a strange object. He stopped dead in his tracks and inquired, "What is THAT?"
The second Aggie replied, "This is a thermos."
"You don't say! What do you do with a thermos?"
The second Aggie said, "A thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The first Aggie exclaimed, "Well I need to get me one of those."

Several days later the first Aggie was walking to class, when he was stopped by another Aggie. "What is THAT?"
Proudly the first Aggie said, "This is a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The other Aggie asked, "What'cha got in there?"
CHILI AND KOOLAID!
 

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Since we are on an Aggie joke roll...…

An Aggie decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die. He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die. He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.

More punishment for not hanging around here...…

Q. Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
A. Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.

An Aggie was down on his luck so he decided to go out and kidnapped a child to get the ransom. He went to the park and snuck up on one of the kids. He grabbed him and took him behind a tree. He told the kid that he was kidnapped and pinned a note on the kid's shirt that read, "I have kidnapped your child. If you want to see him again, put $20,000 in a sack and leave it in front of the tree at the park. An Aggie." He told the child to make sure his parents saw the note and sent the child home.

The next day the Aggie went to the tree to find the sack. He looked inside and found the money he had asked for and a note that read, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie"?
 

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It has been almost 2 weeks since you last posted, so I guess I am just going to post another Texas Aggie joke as punishment.
More punishment for not hanging around here...…
I best post something here so I don't keep getting punish...;)

Today is the last day of school for my little guy, all done with 2nd Grade. For this summer he has a few summer camps that he will be attending. He had previously told me that he's very interested and would like me to sign him up. One is an invention camp(3rd year attending this camp) and the other is becoming a young aviator camp(1st time doing this) at our local Aeroscience museum. This summer I'm planning of taking every other Friday off work. I want to try to do some day trips.

I didn't even get a garden going this year. We've been so busy and so far it feels like every weekend I get, it's raining. We'll just buy them from the farm stands down the road from us.
 
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