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Rolling Acres - This and That

Discussion in 'Member's "BackYardHerds" Journals' started by RollingAcres, Apr 24, 2018.

  1. Jun 11, 2019 at 4:19 PM
    Senile_Texas_Aggie

    Senile_Texas_Aggie True BYH Addict

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    Dang, Mike, you beat me to it! But that was a good joke!

    A Texas Aggie came home from work early and found his wife in bed with another man. He became furious, stormed over to the nightstand, yanked open a drawer, pulled out a gun, and stuck it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh, sister!" he warned her sternly. "You're next!"
     
  2. Jun 11, 2019 at 4:59 PM
    B&B Happy goats

    B&B Happy goats Herd Master Golden Herd Member

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  3. Jun 11, 2019 at 9:00 PM
    Baymule

    Baymule Herd Master

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    An Aggie was walking to class when he saw another Aggie walking towards him with a strange object. He stopped dead in his tracks and inquired, "What is THAT?"
    The second Aggie replied, "This is a thermos."
    "You don't say! What do you do with a thermos?"
    The second Aggie said, "A thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The first Aggie exclaimed, "Well I need to get me one of those."

    Several days later the first Aggie was walking to class, when he was stopped by another Aggie. "What is THAT?"
    Proudly the first Aggie said, "This is a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The other Aggie asked, "What'cha got in there?"
    CHILI AND KOOLAID!
     
  4. Jun 11, 2019 at 10:51 PM
    greybeard

    greybeard Herd Master

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    Sounds pretty efficient to me. No sense having to carry 2 containers as it's all going down to the same place anyway.

    continuing the mirth and frivolity...
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  5. Jun 12, 2019 at 6:56 AM
    RollingAcres

    RollingAcres Herd Master

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    All y'all are just too funny!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: