We have a dog named Weiner (and it's a girl) so I can sympathize with not wanting to yell some names. But it sure was funny the day she got out as a puppy when we lived in town and my husband is out in the street yelling "Here Weiner...come on Weiner baby!!! Weiner!!!" I think every one of our neighbors was out on their porches giving him an evil look!
Reading this cracks me up! Our little ones are fun to watch as well...I think this time, while they are so tiny, may be the best time! They DO work a conspiracy on you though! We were already debating today who goes to new homes and who stays and EVERY SINGLE ONE did that sweet snuggle up moment while they were being held! (Wife made me hold EACH ONE since I hadn't yet...didn't want to jinx it, but I did it for her and the kids)....
Goats are WORSE than chips! They don't just make you fat, they make you DECIDE! and I hate decisions....
I am glad to see your little guys are all doing well...it gives me hope for myself I worry a lot...reading about your adventures helps me worry less for sure!