You might be country if ...

[capretta]

... someone says 'kid' and you think of your expecting does at home
... the bank teller asks how the chickens are every time you go to the bank
... your hens' nails are painted (or maybe that's just me XD)
... its halfway through the day when you realize your still wearing mucking boots

 

[Mamaboid]

you turn down invitations to go out for a meal because the people who invited you don't talk about goats or chickens so you don't have anything to talk about.

you read something and have a problem with the word does. It does not mean does when you read it, it always comes out does. and then the sentence does not make sense.

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

you read something and have a problem with the word does. It does not mean does when you read it, it always comes out does. and then the sentence does not make sense.

I know!!! I DOES know what yah talking bout!

 

[capretta]

YOU are the embarrassing country cousin at family reunions

all my family is from NY city and they are almost all rich. But whenever I go to family gatherings, they always ask about my animals. City people don't know what they are missing.

Actually, because they ask, there is some wee tiny part of them that DOES know that they are missing something. Same with the rest of my family. I am delighted to be the Black Sheep of my family. (BTW - Anyone know where I can get a black sheep? Gotta have one, it'll be my farm mascot.)

Get up here to Idaho! Some people the next 'town' over breed Black Welsh Mountain sheep!! I want one so bad.... I wonder if they get along with goats...

 

[EllieMay]

you pull a baby lamb out of momma and you don't have to be a Veterinarian to do it.

 

[redtailgal]

Your brother comes to dinner and when handed his steak says "did this have a name?"

 

[Fierlin]

That is a good one, you guys are really quite funny.

(Sorry, I don't have anything else to add to this thread, I'm not a country folk )

 

[silky_3699]

You wake early in the morning to a herd of an infinite number of animals.

You kiss your pigs.

You wear thongs (flip flops) a lot.

(The last one applies to my sort of country people

 

[silky_3699]

Your brother comes to dinner and when handed his steak says "did this have a name?"

Wow, that is a really good one!!!

 

[michickenwrangler]

You go to Home Depot and a woman asks a Home Depot employee a question, but before the employee can respond, 5 locals jump in with their advice (one of them your boyfriend)