Baymule
Herd Master
You have 5 gallons? And don’t like it? Ohhhh….. I see it now! Give samples away to the uneducated tongues of unsuspecting victims and get them hooked.
(Rubbing her hands gleefully together)
They don’t know any better and soon the silly ding-a-lings will be begging for more and I can sock it to them! $$$$$$$$
This silly ding-a-ling will happily take a couple of quarts, pay whatever you want plus postage. I’m thinking pancakes, slathered in butter and drowned in buckwheat honey.
(Rubbing her hands gleefully together)
They don’t know any better and soon the silly ding-a-lings will be begging for more and I can sock it to them! $$$$$$$$
This silly ding-a-ling will happily take a couple of quarts, pay whatever you want plus postage. I’m thinking pancakes, slathered in butter and drowned in buckwheat honey.
it!