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GeeseRCool

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You might be country if you fight ganders!
 

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Anybody ever clear an area in a restaurant? Yea, nothing funnier than a group of dog show people (over 20 breeders, handlers, and judges) invading a restaurant during the Sunday lunch hour! What? Guess they were okay with the dogs and bitches, but when we wandered into AI, frozen semen, and breeding issues lunch was over! OOPS!!!!

The country bumpkins go to lunch in the big city!! ... Oh it was downtown Pittsburgh and we were mostly Cleveland area people! My daughter, now 17, still giggles about it!
 

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You have a duck with a Stealers bandanna on an nearby telephone pole to keep birds from nesting and beside it is a bird's nest.
 

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When no one at work will touch your milk in the fridge because they are afraid to drink goat's milk.

When you never have to drive when all your coworkers go out to lunch because your car smells like dog/goat/chicken.

When everyone at the company potluck LOVES what you brought but no one will ask what it is.
 

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When most of your socal conversations relate to your sweet chickens

When you get bored you look up websites about chickens

When most of your clothes have seen a chicken or can expect to

When your idea of "dressing up" involves your "BEST" tee-shirt and favorate jeans.

When you wear blue jeans in the middle of summer and every one else wonders how the HELLO you can stand them

When you get upset if the owl you were so nicely hooting back to finds someone more intersting to hoot at and stalk of mumbling "WHERES MY GUN????" JK

When your best friend finds you curled up in the corner crying she asks you what was the poor chickies name and when is her funrel... LOL

When you start to bury your face in your chickens feathers and SMELL her as HARD as you can just because you like that musty chicken smell

When your dad says "i just bought that for you and now its gonna smell like that dog" And you say "that dog has a name ya know" And carry on cuddling her thinking well its gonna happen somtime so why not smell like a dog now


When your calender is FIVE months behind and you look at it and say" OMG thats TOMORROW????"

When you spend more time talking to a chicken than your own family

When you have a list of things that make you country this L O N G :lol: :lol:
 

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When you plan dinner around what time the hardware store closes

You greet your chickens before your children when you come home from work

You've ever chased deer with a broom because they were in your orchard
 

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When you buy a giant borrito at the fair and eat it in the poultry barn.
 

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When you can't resist sneaking in a quick kiss on the lips of your stinky buck when he comes over for a cuddle even though you know EXACTLY what he's done with said lips.

(Not that I would EVER do that... :hide)
 

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n.smithurmond said:
When you can't resist sneaking in a quick kiss on the lips of your stinky buck when he comes over for a cuddle even though you know EXACTLY what he's done with said lips.

(Not that I would EVER do that... :hide)
:yuckyuck
 

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